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echo: fidonews
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from: WARD DOSSCHE
date: 2020-01-13 23:17:00
subject: TSA Screenings

MSGID: 2:292/854 1a124751
Recent statistics of things that came up during TSA airport screenings ...
 
Transvestites..............133
Hernias..................1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases.........3,172
Enlarged Prostates.......8,249
Breast Implants.........59,350
Natural Blondes..............3
Terrorist Plots Discovered...0

--- D'Bridge 4
* Origin: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards (2:292/854)

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