Normal people are ones you don't know very well!

"Dr. Jeckyl and Major Hyde." -- Al Calavicci

No, Windows isn't a virus...viruses actually DO something!

What money won't buy, it can rent!

Laughter is the Goddess's hand on the shoulder of a troubled world.

Zoroastrianism            sh*t happens half the time

Klingon prime directive: Kill it.

Enter Password :

Chocolate trilobite? - Arthur's Sister, Dot

Hhhhmmmmmmmmnnnnnnn!.... -- Charly

G'Kar: You will do nothing!

You may be redneck if your truck costs more than your house.

Watch out for that buzz-saw! said Tom offhandedly

Flat cats are good for filling potholes.

E.V.A. Rule #9: When your time's up, don't dawdle

KIRK:  Computer, destruct sequence one, code one, one "A"

Zen congressmen pass transcendental legislation.

MOM'S HINT #253: Teach them to swim early.

Continuity ERROR: (A)bort, (R)ewrite, (I)gnore?

Vulcans make the worst patients.

X SLMR 2.1a X Jesus saves..he passes to Moses..Moses shoots, he SCORES

A Battle of the Wits?! To the Death!?

XT for sale:  see Marine Supplies Conference

Pollytheism (n.), The belief that God is a parrot.

Parenthood: the longest guilt trip you'll ever take

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