d> Just so you know, it's the Irish bar singer's 
 d> equivalent to Banned from Argo. For that reason, I 
 d> prefer Irish Rover. ;D

There's a parody of "The Wild Rover" that I've been looking for for years.  It
has a chorus something like:
  
     And it's no, nay, never,
     No nay never no more
     Will I play "The Wild Rover"
     Nay never, no more
  
Does anyone have a clue about this?