Zilch!  Mr. Dabolina  Mr. Bob Dabolina

My shoes are too tight. - Londo

FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily

URA Redneck If U cut your grass and find more than 4 cars.

Beautiful girls don't bother me...I wish they WOULD!

Ouch! Good thing I'm not a man!

Judging from the taste, I'd say the OTHER one was Shinola

Recipes are like cats. You just think that they're yours

Politician: Organism closely related to pond scum, see Crud.

just don't think I only love you for your Taglines ;

Vodka + prune juice: a piledriver.

Recipes are a figment of your imagination

A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke. --
Kipling

Just say no to H. Ross Perot

LOGIC(n): 1+2=3 therefore 4+5=6

NEWS!  War dims hope for peace

Last words: "Don't worry! I still have a dagger attack."

Cause Of Death Undetermined For Beheading Victim

Zima taztes like zhit

Q: There's still the matter of that self-less act

XT.TAG (with one other non-"XT" for fun):

Never trust a man wearing a regimental tie with a tux.

> >Thanks, Randy Prez/MRFA

A committee is a life form with 6 or more legs and no brains

God created dogs to give cats something to laugh at!

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