From: King of Cyberia 
Subject: Re: Voyager: High Voyages 3
Date: 2000/07/03
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Ship: Starfleet heavy Destroyer (Captain)
Organization: University of Hawaii
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Reply-To: eJellico@enterprise.starfleet.mil
NNTP-Posting-Date: 3 Jul 2000 22:21:25 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.tv.star-trek.voyager,fido.trek

On Jul 2 Blade walked on stage, wiggled said hiney and 
spoke to the members of alt.tv.star-trek.voyager:

B :Voyager
B :High Voyages
B :3/?

::has a ominous feeling about this::

B :
B :Captain's Log
B :Stardate 51592
B :The EMH program has been deleted. This fact didn't really concern me
B :at the time because of course we must have made a back up of his
B :program already. The morale level of the crew was doing quite well and
B :I had decided that perhaps a higher ration price on the herb could be
B :helpful. Then of course I could decrease my own ration cost. Sounded
B :like a good idea so I put in the changes immediately. In other parts
B :of the ship injuries are still occuring and Tom Paris unfortunately is
B :not trained enough to handle them all. I decided to go ask B'ellanna
B :about that backup of the EMH.

Um who's speaking here, Janeway?

B :Janeway walked up to B'Ellana's room and pressed the door chime.
B :
B :"Come in," said B'Ellana as she placed another flower in her hair.
B :Janeway entered the room and was startled by the change. Her chief
B :engineer had apparently decided to decorate the room in pastels and
B :some colors with white circles in them and many flowers all around.
B :B'Ellana herself had a long flowing dress and had beads around her
B :neck and was sitting at a lantern in a yoga position.

That is *so* unlike Torres... she's stoned.

B :"We never were able to make one. Oh sure we tried many different times
B :but we could never duplicate his medical knowledge man... It was like
B :the thing that could not be reached, y'know... We could copy his
B :humor, sarcasm, and singing but not the medical stuff. It's like....
B :really weird."

I think Bozo and Merrick touched on this...
the reason the Doc can not be backed up is cause Microsuck made him. 

B :"Just that herb that Neelix discovered," Tom replied.
B :
B :"What?" Janeway asked. Now she believed she knew why people have been
B :replicating less of the herb with their rations. They had been getting
B :free handouts from Tom.

Drug dealing profiteer!

B :Meanwhile, Tuvok was sitting in his room testing a theory of his about
B :the herb and it's effects. He reset the kalto game and once used the
B :herb and began trying to solve the puzzle. This time he was able to do
B :it 3 seconds faster than before. His theory seemed logical. The herb
B :has a unique property which actually increased the logic of a Vulcan.
B :"Very interesting," thought Tuvok before lighting another piece of the
B :herb.

Fer cryin' out loud... didn't you see TNG's "Symbiosis"??
The society of the future doesn't NEED narcotics!

B :The object appeared to be a bright tear in space. "Let's get a closer
B :look at this thing." Janeway said, "Get close enough so we can get
B :detailed readings about it."

I can just hear Austin Powers whisper, "groovy, baby." ;-p'''

B :The object in space began to larger and larger in the viewscreen. The
B :scans of the object have revealed that is some sort of gateway to some
B :other point in space. However, there was no way of determining the
B :point where it would come out at. After Janeway considered the

Is it a quantum fissure or spatial anomaly? Does anyone care??

B :information in the reports she decided that if they didn't know where
B :it goes and they can't tell if they'd survive the trip she decided
B :that it may as well be a shortcut home.

Stoopid stupid. I wouldn't massage Shammie's feet without knowing
where she had been.

B :"Chakotay, shut the hell up." Janeway said quietly back.
B :
B :"Yes ma'am." Chakotay said as he bowed his head with a pout on his
B :face.

ROFLAFVF!
That boy is so... whipped. Yeah that's it.

B :"I apologize, Captain. I was busy trying to get rid of a vile alien
B :creature which called itself, 'Lon Takhan'." She said. "However the

ALIEN??
Where did that come from?

B :important thing that I have discovered in Astrometrics is very urgent.
B :That "gateway" as you call it will not take us home but to another
B :place in the universe most likely not very near Earth."
B :
B :"In that case, Tom, let's stop here."

::wonders why Janeway only trusts Seven::

B :"We can't Captain. we're sorta caught within the range of that thing
B :and we're being pulled towards it."

Couldn't they just reverse thrusters?

B :"Umm... I've got bad news Captain... We're about 1,000,000,000 away
B :from the Milky Way Galaxy."

One million *light years*.

B :myself, I am Q. I mean really, who did you THINK placed that little
B :replicator pattern in Voyager's computer? Well until next time, au
B :revoir.  

You are evil. 
LOL, that was a funny parody/fanfic.
I love short works (easier to read)... more!

-- 
"This will put my words in your mouth."
(Patrick Stewart)

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