Getting baby to sleep is the hardest when she is about 18 years old.

Free the bound periodicals!

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Keep cool

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition # 41. Money talks, but having lots of it gets more
attention

No opportunity is lost; someone else takes it.

A penny for your thoughts... $20 to act them out.

Oh , Arthur is a raven now, asleep beneath the hill

"Bother," said Pooh, as the chasm opened

(L)ock up the system, (W)ipe hard disk drive C:, (E)xplode

Waaahhh Ricky!! Welcome to the crypt!! I've been lurking for you!!

* <- Tribble    * <- Tribble (creativity block ;))

Quotations are for people who don't say things themselves worth quoting

Zaphod loved effect, it was what he was best at. - HHGTTG

Sage advice: To cook well, learn all about spices.

Def: Gross anatomy: a really ugly person

 The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.    -- Kilgore Trout, (Philip
Jose Farmer), "Venus on the Half Shell"

What's For Breakfast?  - By Hammond Eggs

XM: eXclusive Maybe

How to have a Hormonious Honeymoon - New pamphlet for Newlyweds

"MUMPS?  Ooh, the kissing disease!  My little girl's growin' up!"

No taglines, please, we're British.

This video needs some car accidents. huh Yeah, with lots

Now, just lay across my lap

The RINGWORLD isn't unstable...it's mathematically challe

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