Scotty!  Beam me up!  It's a planet of (insert sexual preference here)

I've calmed down a lot. Or at least my blowtorch broke. - Orlock

Quiet, don't type so hard, I have a headache

Unprinted Dr. Seuss:  Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

When your head is in the sand, your behind is a target.

Get your mind outta the gutter! And, pick up mine while y

Cockroaches rule the Earth.  Pass it on.

Clinton promises the moon. Brown LIVES there.

BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is!"

"Bother!" said @F as the FBI came knocking

New recipe Found! [S]nag, [C]ook, [I]ncease garlic?

Emoticon:  [:-)    User is wearing walkman

The  Borg  vs Jehovah  Witness:  What's  the  difference?

Zebra: 25 sizes larger than an A bra

GAELIC-SCOT:  Nollaig Chridheil agus Bliadhna Mhath Ur

Big deal!  My MOTHER died at Khitomer!!

Kiss me again, rekiss me and kiss me. - Nick Cave

Difference between butter and a blonde? Butter is difficult to spread

Follow me, I'm lost and aware of it!

Just got outta bed, now I have to wrestle - Tom

I hope they kill Mr. Kotter - Crow

Next on MST3K: "Mars Needs Lawrence Kiefer"

Help!  I'm lost somewhere in the Generation Gap.

"He moved on, not pausing, not slowing, but alive to the night"

Museum 

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