Real programmers don't need an OS.

Veteran - Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955.

Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.

Get down on your knees and thank God that you're on your feet

Famous last words #103:  "Was I the only one who heard that click?"

RPG Quote:  "But I don't have 30 hit points left.  DEAD?!?  Oh."

Xmas Carol >> Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

Ve vill dress like the Village People! -- Mike Nelson

Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best
one. -- Jack Hurley

URA Redneck if you think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Pole and an ape.    A: A retarded ape

What the hell's that?

No wonder I feel so tired - I'm older now than I've ever been before...

Ross Perot's mind is like a steel trap - full of mice.

Baseball, apple pie and Coca-Cola.

You smell wonderful - Frank to Dr. Forrester

A Rock----->Stuck<-----A Hard Place

That Excalibur's one helluva ship. - Rachel

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!

QUEEN NEFERTITI - Mummy Dearest

CF&C stole it, fair and square. -- Tim Hahn

Hear about the young Chinese woman who just won the lottery? One fortunate
cookie

Roight! I'll DO you for THAT!!!

Famous Last Words #53:  "Watch me moon that werewolf..."

VOLCANOLOGISTS erupt with a bang.

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