Gee, I bet you're really sorry you asked

She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak  - Kurt Cobain

LINDA ELLERBEE - And so I went

This really belongs in USN-BentMinds

EZ come... EZ go   SLMR come... He stay! oppps OLX

I'm not an F-4 pilot, but I play one on T.V

Slowly, gently, night unfurls its splendour...  - The Phantom

Religion is what keeps the poor from killing the rich

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?  A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

REDNECK...You watch cartoons long after your kids become bored

XRS! - You've got the right one baby!  Uh HUH!!

OURS(n):Indian name for America b4 white man came

God made the cat so that man could caress the lion

Please don't pick on me, I failed my personality test tod

One nibble short of a Byte

Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors,
which by definition are limited

Volunteers DO IT For FREE

ERROR #00a: CAN'T ALLOCATE MEMORY: -15KByte Free?

Guns don't kill kids.  Kids kill kids.

Proky Pig: a porker that works for a living as a greased pig.

Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh

I love animals. ... They taste good!

I'll believe in God as soon as he smacks me in the head.

Positive thinking:  The belief everything positively stinks

You are rotten to the core, Snidely Whiplash, rotten, rot

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