From: King of Cyberia 
Subject: Captain Picard Top Ten
Date: 2000/07/10
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I found this at the said Trek site. Maybe it's a dig at our man Picard,
but it is still funny. ;-)

From: http://www.fandom.com/star_trek/top10.asp


          Ten things I learned from Captain Picard`s errors

   10. If the chief medical officer is intoxicated-- take advantage.
    9. Never, ever let children on to the bridge and don=B9t=20
       give them a job.
    8. Punching terrorists is bad; run and hide for safety.
    7. If there=B9s trouble, your warp engines can move you away from it.
    6. Don=B9t ask Data much, he will only send you to sleep.
    5. If you have phasers and torpedoes, use them.
    4. If there=B9s trouble with the Borg, head in the opposite
       direction. Don=B9t go towards them!
    3. If there are holodecks - who needs to command a ship?
    2. If an omnipotent being comes on board, make friends and take
        advantage. Don=B9t enfuriate him.
    1. If it stops the torture there are FIVE lights!


--=20
"This will put my words in your mouth."
(Patrick Stewart)

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