* Forwarded from I_UFO by Gabor Dvornik (2:371/11).
* Originally by: iufo@alterzone.com (1:330/201.1@fidonet.org), 25 Jun 96
21:45.
* Originally to: All.
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Forwarded message:
From: colonel@wic.net (Col Steve Wilson USAF/RET)
Reply-to: colonel@wic.net (SKYWATCH INTERNATIONAL)
To: colonel@wic.net ((mailing List))
Date: 96-06-25 13:44:27 EDT
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This was from the San Jose Mercury News
If you think YOU're having a BAD DAY !!!!!!!...........
Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burnt out
section of forest whilst assessing the damage done by a forest
fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wetsuit, complete
with a dive tank, flippers and face mask. A post-mortem examination
revealed that the person died not from burns but from massive internal
injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification.
Investigators then set about determining how a fully clad diver
ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that,
on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off
the coast--some 20 kilometers away from the forest. The fire
fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called
in a fleet of helicopters with very large buckets. The buckets were
dropped into the ocean for rapid filling, then flown to the forest
fire and emptied.
You guessed it!!! One minute our diver was making like Flipper
in the Pacific, the next he was doing a breaststroke in a fire bucket
300m in the air. Apparently, he extinguished exactly 1.78m (5'10") of
the fire.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed!!!!!
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Hello All.
Sorry folks, morbido, but couldn't help smiling on it...:)
gosh, beware divers of helicopters...
Gabor
--- GoldED/386 2.50+
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