Hello Terry,

 LL>> Wow!  I can be just like Donald Trump!  But without the orange hair!

 TR> Unless your the leader of a terrorist group, then he might get rid of you.

 TR> Maybe some here think you might be one I but I doubt it.

Lemme see.  A few years ago I paddled my pirogue to California.
And now the state of California is infested with nutria.  That makes
me persona non grata in California, as nutria are impossible to get
rid of.

If you do not know what nutria are, imagine giant rats with orange
teeth, weighing between 20 and 50 pounds each, that eat everything in
sight.

The best way to get rid of them is to choot 'em.  But because there
are so many of them, we cannot choot enough of them.  No matter how
hard we try, or for how long we choot 'em, there are always more.

Californians are gun freaks.  They want to lock up anybody and
everybody who even thinks about having a gun.  And that makes it
even more impossible to get rid of nutria.  So what did they do
to get rid of nutria?  They started lighting forest fires.  The
idea was to destroy the habitat nutria live in.  Unfortunately
for Californians, that was also the same habitat that Californians
live in.

That makes it all my fault for doing to California what was done
in Louisiana.  Even though I did tell them quite honestly to choot
'em.  Preferably sooner, rather than later.

The Orange One is building the wrong wall.  Mexico does not care
how many nutria invade, as they would enjoy lots of free barbeque.
Yes, nutria are good eating ...

--Lee

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Often Licked, Never Beaten

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