How's that thought for you?

A carpenter varnished without a trace.

URA Redneck If Ur toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Police busted a picture over a man's head.  He was framed.

"All thta we can do to help ourselves is stay alive.": Rush

Rindge, NH: "Where men are women and sheep are scared!"

Go ahead What you got to lose, try Clinton ver of NAFTA

Error 19F: Out of taglines.

Mind like a steel trap -- everything gets mangled / full of mice /

ZPDUDA: Zippity doo dah

Use both eyes; you'll need them.

Ferengi RoA # 48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

You're five?  Hell, when I was your age, I was six!

Kline, wait with the corpse - Crow

Q: What do people over 40 use as birth control?   A: Nudity

Volume in drive C is (pi)rýh

Famous Last Words #14: "Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"

Hacked version of LHarc. LHarc 1.14, & LHice 1.14

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Smile..People will wonder what you're up to

"I got eleven nose jobs, I yodel in the nude." - Weird Al Yankovic

Famous Last Words #109:  "Hey dragon--BITE ME!"

Scully, do you think you could cannibalize someone... - Mulder (3x22)

Please, Sysop, not in front of the Klingons.

This recipe is for sale.  Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!

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