De bonnet heure: an early Easter.

Bad day: Spouse is reading a new book : "Celibacy. The Secret Weapon."

Skip:  Limbless waterskier

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun -Floyd

Just say NO... the only dope worth shooting is Rush Limbaugh.

Liberal's economy equals 100% tax on EVERYTHING

Never pet a dog that's on fire.

There is no good war or bad peace. B. Franklin

Little-read signs: Please return your defective parachutes here.

X is for Xercies, devoured by mice

* =<8)  <- Tribble Meets a Snake.

Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse

Kime's Law for the Reward of Meekness: Turning the other cheek merely ensures
two bruised cheeks

Famous Last Words #81:  "Trust me!  I'm an expert!"

Each of us contains an element of insanity.

A lot of people my age are dead at the present time. - Casey Stengel

Zero tolerance for all liberal democrats!

A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world

Not to engage in the pursuit of ideas is to live like ants instead of men. -
Mortimer Adler

I frequently have my doubts.

Pamela, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.

Deanna: You want me to raise Alexander?

The last words of Jesus: "I love a parade!"

U.S.S. Hafkenscheid, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!

Ve vill dress like the Village People - Mike as Russian

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