Veni, Vidi, Deja Vu...I came, I saw, I had been there before.

Frohike: Beam me up Scotty!

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A:   So you don't have to retrain
them on Monday

* >>   <- Seaman Tribble

"Even in my fantasies I have no idea what Mikey's talking about."

I don't smoke !! That was the flamethrower !!

"Dead or alive you are coming with me." - Robocop

ZAPPA: Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a mental toss flycoon

Virginia is for Lovers.

open door.....insert slam!!!!!  

My client pleads not very guilty, your honor

News Headline: Towle Head buys Galaxy Building.

Join D.A.M.  -  Mothers Against Dyslexia

"Bother!" said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die.

Wagner's "Ride of the Valkeries" - War's theme song!                jt

No one with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity

I take orders from one person!  Me!

Sex     : the price women pay for marriage

Louisiana:  It is illegal to drive barefoot

Eval Day 125 þ SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing!

New and Improved Relativity Formula:  E=MC^3

Zmodem has bigger BITS and tighter ASCII

Jay Leno votes for my taglines

Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving System Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms,
the only way to recan them is to use a larger can

*  <- Tribble         x  <- Village People Tribble.

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