DIAL-A-PRAYER FOR ATHEISTS: No answer!

Careys Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!

You say things with your eyes that others waste time putting into words.

Xerox never Xerox, liberals stopped using ditto's years ago

QWaK! QWak! SPLASH!  Another QWaKer washed out by the Wave.

A stage? No, this is not a stage.

The STEALTH CONDOM -- "They will never see you coming"

Post on the best and LEECH the rest!

Love isn't love until you give it away.

XXXX  Don't panic.. it's only a virus   XXXX

Lookin' for a life in all the wrong places

I have seen the future, and humans are not in it

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO crap

XT for sale:  see Marine Supplies Conference

* <- Tribble   O  <- Pregnant Tribble

I heard that all the brides of Dracula were Rednecks

We are the Borg ! You will be Assim(*PssFFHT*), "Not Today I think"

The American Legal System  - By Sue Someone

You know You're hooked when:  You can understand Your taglines

Reality is for those who can't handle drugs.

John Wayne would have used QEdit!

Vote ABC in '96 (Anybody But Clinton)

Need a walk? Take a stroll through your mind!

Optimist: A guy who says the bottle is half full when it's half emptyserved

Variable:  Anything With A Fixed Value

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