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"Malfunction: Too less water." - A notice left on a coffee machine

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. --Ceran

Hurray for our team! said Tom cheerfully.

'Good Enough' is the death knell of progress.

KAAZZZZOOOOOOOOBLAMMMMMMMM....*(&*%%$() NO CARRIER

Frogs have it easy--They can eat what bugs them.

Newton had a very integral character.

A room without books is as a body without a soul

A means to an end.

Zo true, mein freund, but ve haff our vays

>>>>>> Rock and Roll is not a crime!
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Recess! - Yakko

Open 24 hours - but not in a row.

This has been a test of the emergency argument suppressor!

You can not find out where this product is and how fast it is moving.

Bathroom Menace: Man circumcised by a crossed-eyed Rabbi.

I have an envie for some good gumbo.

For the perfect date all you need is a fire, a cliff, and a sheep

You're going to die here. Convenient.

Money Can't Buy Happiness? Give Me A Million For A Year To

Not smart enough to have a clever signature.

URA Redneck if you've ever stolen a bulldozer

I twaught I twa a pussy cat, I did!  I did!

Charter Member of Politicians for Ethics.

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