"Can we go home now, Mommy?" -- Tad Trenton

OLD BRAKES never die, they just grind down

Up, Up and Away in my beautiful balloon

Kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve

I am Yakko of Borg.  Today's moral is irrelevant!

URA Redneck if you call your spouse "Cuz".

Jesus lived in state of grace.  Elvis lived in Graceland.

Projectee - A person who is in front of the screen as the

Catching all passion in his craft of will. 

Great Canadian Lie #041: "I'll write soon..."

Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blonde electrician

XI: Execute Invalid op-code

"Let's NOT go to Camelot.  It's a silly place." - Arthur

X-Windows = MicroXoft.

Yes, I know I'm still off topic.

Recycle old newspapers, bottles, and cans.

You're right about my brains. - Hwiii

Eddies in the space-time continuum

Zucchini is NOT the name of an Italian auotmatic weapon!

I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [œ] the Topic Cop.

("You say you've never mad a picture before?") Yes, but that's our strongest
weak point

VOTE LIBERTERIAN!!  for the lesser of two evils

MEAT ME AT 7:00 WITH A BIG WOODEN SPOON

"Don't let them feed Vaal!" Kirk

Book Title: Season Tickets: Oprah Maven

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