BL> The real reason they don't show a movie is that the Kiwis can't

 BL> work out how to program the VCR.



 DD> Do QANTAS employ Kiwis?



 BL>   Kiwis won't work in an iron lung. They only come over here when they

 BL> run out of sheep.



or can't outrun sheep.



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