A guy asked me what living in New York City was like, so I shot him.

Skeleton...The human body in wireframe mode.

Uhura, you're the only one who can do it. Kirk

Please tell your cat that I am not a tree.

Vaporware is a figment on your hard disk.

A person who says "I'm enlightened!" probably isn't. "Baba Ram Dass"

Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Flintstone!"  McCoy -"He's Fred, Jim."

Origin Lines are irrelevant

ZAPPA: Aww Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato, I really am

Maybe we're just here to give him someone to talk to. Odo

(* + * *) Four seconds in the growth of a Tribble

Blonde quiet during sex? Mother told her to not talk to strangers!

My cat wasn't broken, but I had him fixed anyway.

Civilization's taught us to eat w/a fork but even now if nobody's round we use
our fingersWillRoger

Emoticon:  <:-I    User is a dunce

Caution:  I drive using The Force

Bored?  Lick something.  Canine proverb #17

Spock is my best officer. And my friend. Kirk

Ooh, can you get any more disgusting?! - The Tick

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