Oh, Doctor Bashir? I have the WORST cough

Exactly what are these circumstances, Minister? - Janeway

C A U T I O N - I drive the same way you do

Nothing worth learning is learned quickly, except parachuting

Mollari-Centauri, G'Kar-Narn, Delenn-Minbari, Kosh-Vorlon

URA Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on velvet

Don't worry, I know a guy who will tow us.

Kriost eirgin! (Gaelic: "Christ is risen!")

Oxymoron: Downtown Detroit.

Scotty, you're rehired! Kirk

Jeez, you start havin' fun, they send in the lawyers!t

ZAPPA: And you are my sofa.

Librarians DO IT quietly.

Hark!  What E-mail from yonder modem breaks?

The rule on staying alive as a forcaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a
date, but never give 'em both at once. -- Jane Bryant Quinn

When in doubt, print 'em out. -Karl's Program Proverb

Computer Ž sits there naked -vs- Woman Ž spends money on clothes

Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for newspa

Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.) Him: I like
nothing better

Like, wow, gag me with an exotic saltshaker.--Tracy Hemenover

"Can't...  Do... Plaid..."   - Crusading Chameleon

A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest

Kids...you gotta love them, there's no resale value.

Please do not touch this tagline. It is for display purposes only

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that

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