One brick at a time, with a gun handy to guard the worksite

SONAR MEN do it aurally.

Vacation caution: Guests must provide their own mosquito netting.

Every danged one of ya burns yer quiche! -Gallagher

Jesus told me he hates you - Crow T. Robot

Genius is only a greater aptitude for patience.

A man who keep stealing mopids was an obvious cycle-path.

Oh, bother, said Pooh, this Martini was stirred, not shaken.

"Baaaaa!" "Baaaaa!"  I think my RAM is lonely.

Knuckles of Borg: Resistance is futile. I will deceive you

I will continue to be an impossible person as long as those who are now
possible remain possible

No electrons were harmed in the making of this message

Bad spot on the disk.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle Star Trek

V.R.: Vomit Reproduction (a.k.a. Voc Rehab)

Remember, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison

Q Ä What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?      A Ä Sir

Zip up, Dick. -- Harley Stone

G'Kar, don't do something we'll both regret. - Capt. Sheridan

Riker to Lt. Bullitt, exit Holodeck 2. It's my turn to, uh, relax.

Jadzia, her towel fallen down. Bashir, his tongue on the floor

"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.

There are more ways of killing a cat than buttering it with parsnips

We are Cthulhu of Borg, MAN are you in Trouble!

OKAY!  This isn't funny anymore.  I give up - where am I?

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur