On (11 Jan 03) Steve Asher wrote to George Pope...
 SA> fake reports & "suggestions for imnprovement". The anti-terror
 SA> advert comes on TV every few minutes, but doesn't give much insight
 SA> into terrorists or their tactics.

I can imagine that the anti-terrorism hotline gets a lot of calls about
turban-wearing neighbours that just aren't that well liked! :P

Caller: "how do I know if this raghead next door to me is a terrorist?"
Hotline: "Does he talk like Apu on Simpsons, or does he kind of talk
like he's trying to cough out a hair in his throat?"
Caller: "Sounds like he just drank a quart of buttermilk & inhaled a
handful of goosedown"
Hotline: "Stay right there, sir, we'll be right there with the American
army!"

 SA>  SA> I think they're too busy patrolling McDonald's outlets & getting
 SA>  SA> free burgers to bother with real crime. :)
 SA>
 SA>  GP> BURGERS!!! I guess we, at the A&W I used to work at were never
 SA>  GP> really covered -- all my boss gave was free coffee & pop! :P
 SA>
 SA> Luxury! We had to buy our own coffee & pop. Cold water was supplied,
 SA> together with a fridge, oven, kettle etc in the lunchroom.

Well, the COPS were the ones getting the pop & coffee for free (even if
they didn't order anything else!) :P

We employees were SUPPOSED to pay half-price for our meals. . . :P

 SA> There aren't many of those here, & MacD's usually is open til late
 SA> or all night.

Lucky you! :P  (ours close at 11pm usually (not that "late", IMO!) :P

Nowhere to get fried soggy cardboard again until 5:30am! :P

 SA>  GP> (that's why, I suppose, I've been blocked from MSN again! heh)
 SA>
 SA> Probably some spammer using a dictionary attack killed their servers.

No -- others I know are logging in just fine, but _I_ consistently get
booted! :P

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