Uh, yeah...  I MEANT to do that!

Kirk's eulogies can actually make you cry.

ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files!!

Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do

Just because he's dead is no reason to lay off work

Chaos in the universe always increases. - The General Law

Cauterise: Got her attention

"I'll just cancel the film on athlete's foot." -- Col. Henry Blake

Readers of the lost .ARC

Great Canadian Lie #041: "I'll write soon..."

A rose by any other name

Famous last words #44:  "I arm wrestle the earth elemental."

Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated .

FRANKIE SAYS : - "EXLAX"

Geco gets his news from Mad Magazine.

Senate, n.: A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and
misdemeanors

Queens are always expectANT.

Fly Fishing Jam with DJ Scratch 'n Fish!

'Aw, How touching!' --Q

Don't Rush me to the Newt Society.

Pedaeration - Perfect body heat achieved by one foot out from under covers

Shufflin' thru' the parkin' lot of an invisible 7-11

Under all my clothes, I'm skyclad - all the time!

A 20MM cannon can ruin your whole day.

Ura Montanan if your idea of gourmet food is Rocky Mountain Oysters.

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