07 Aug 08 23:53, bob klahn wrote to ROGER NELSON:

I thought this wasn't a political echo. What you've done is give the
politicos a forum to spout off about 'right wingers'. I hope this was a
joke on your part.


 RN>> Folks, this is what it sounds like, so pretty please read
 RN>> the following and I'll post the answers tommorrow.

 RN>> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

 RN>> Here is a little test that will help you decide.

 RN>> The answer can be found by posing the following question:

 RN>> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and
 RN>> two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a
 RN>> huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
 RN>> screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and
 RN>> charges at you.
 RN>> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an
 RN>> expert shot.
 RN>> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
 RN>> family. What do you do?
 RN>> Answers tomorrow, but take the test anyway.  (-:

 bk>  I know... I know...

 bk>  Wait for the director to yell "Cut". Cause that scenario is much
 bk>  more likely to be in a movie in this country.

 bk>  Besides, a Muslim in this country, speaking English, would
 bk>  praise God. Allah is just the Arabic name for God. Muslims
 bk>  around her talk about God.

 bk>  So, either he's not a real Muslim, or he is speaking Arabic, in
 bk>  which case, how do I know he's screaming obscenities?

 bk>  And if he raises the knife he's probably an amateur anyway.

 bk>  Oh... hell... if I'm with a woman and two small children it's
 bk>  not my wife, all our children are grown. Boy am I gonna be in
 bk>  trouble when my wife finds out.

 bk>  Oh, since the actor playing the terrorist is either a right wing
 bk>  hate monger, trying to enflame hatred for Muslims, or an actor
 bk>  from the Sci Fi channel show, "Fear Factor", and he doesn't know
 bk>  I have a gun, I blow his ass away.

 bk>  The right winger is a hate spewing bigot, and I get a chance to
 bk>  shoot him and get away with it.

 bk>  And I hate that show, "Fear Factor" and they deserve to get shot
 bk>  for putting that on the air.

 bk>  And, since I am, like so many democrats, a veteran who was
 bk>  taught to shoot in the military, I know I don't have to be an
 bk>  expert at that distance, just maintain my self control.

 bk>  I only wish he was one certain employee of one of our suppliers,
 bk>  who I was told by my boss I was not allowed to shoot, no matter
 bk>  how much he deserves it.

 bk> BOB KLAHN bob.klahn{at}sev.org   http://home.toltbbs.com/bobklahn

 bk> ... The law forbids the poor and the rich alike to sleep under
 bk> bridges.
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