Jewelers mount real gems.

New In Town? - By L. O. Saylor

Q QQqq QqQ QQqQqqq QQ - Continuum family portrait.

No one goes to that restaurant anymore- it's always too crowded.

I was really drunk at the time

For rent:Storage area on DS9, slightly used, very messy. See Quark.

"Bother!" said @F, as Rob replied to Gibson's message

Famous last words: Hic! I'm sober as a jug.

Josh Peck: ER-NBC (2001)

Oh, there is a guy with funny eyes, his name is Micheal Finn

Famous Last Words: Don't worry, it's only a five minute job!

Many a good message ends with a bad Tagline.

Destroy the Borg? Upload Windows 3.1 !

Dinosaur: An animal popular with children because they ca

Xpress Yourself!

BBS Lingo: P-): Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)

Limbaugh:  Proof that acid flashbacks can be marketable.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he clicked on the I LOVE YOU virus

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.
They just make darkness a standard

Xmas Carol >> Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel...Barney's the king of Israel.

Help! Police! That guy stole my .sig! STOP!!! THIEF!!!

The language that all programmers know : PROFANITY !!

Yo'momma so fat she dressed up as a bouncy castle.

Rack, n. - A machine for stretching the truth

Look! Mouseburger and french flies! -- Beavis

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