Hi Bob



 DM> It probably had a closer resemblance to a cat.



 BL> ROFL!!! KFC... Kentucky Fried Cat! Bill Grimsley could be their

 BL> biggest customer, complaining that his fried cat had chicken in

 BL> it!



 DM> And tasted like rabbit.



 DM> "I want to speak to the manager - my chicken has a hare in it

 DM> !!"



 BL>   "This cat is chicken! And where's the tail! I always get a tail at

 BL> Hungry Cats."



 BL>   "That's Hungry Jack's, sir."



 BL>   "Lovely juicy cat-burgers. With tails."



 BL>   Or how about a no-frills KFC? Bring your own cat and they fry it

 BL> while you wait.



Funny thing happened in a French cafe this morning. Me, J, J^2,

J^3, and my sister had lunch. J^3 (1yr old) was awake and

complaining, so we were the sort of people you *don't* want to sit

near in a cafe. Food was yummy. J^3 drank half of my chocky

milkshake (little glutton).



Back at the counter, while I was paying, the owner/chef said to me

"I have to apologize, sir. I made a mistake while cooking your

crepes, and I didn't notice until it was all put together. Instead

of the Nile perch you ordered, I cooked crocodile."



Not damned bad. It was obscured somewhat by the dressing, but was

very much like rather chewy fish. Recommended.



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