Finish him quickly.  Pay me my tribute. - Shang Tsung

(Pssst, Vicki, your file is unZIPped.)

Give a man a fish, and he is fed for a day.  Show him how to fish, and he is
fed for his life

reality check...   nope, not there...

We gave them some awfully hard knocks, with all our rags!   R.E.Lee

How come Mr. Moderator hasn't flamed me yet?

CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is f__king nuts

GOSH...an ordinary egg beater...how fortutitous...- Peter Puppy

Online again? When do you sleep?

North Korea vs. USA, I thought the terminator prevented that.

The pocket-sized Machine That Goes Ping - Tom

Veni, vidi, vestibule:  I came, I saw, I hid in the hall.

XpReSsing myself as usual 

Well you wore out your welcome with random percision -Floyd

Cats must faithfully chase the cursor around the screen

Gates of Borg:  "You will be assimilated in '94...no, '95...'96?"

El Crow Robotus - Mike on hierglyphs that look like Crow

Your imagination goes far beyond my wildest dreams!

MOM'S HINT #338: Show them photos of yourself as a child.

"Bother!" sais Pooh as he put on the Helm of Alignment Scrambling.

Quit looking for Michael in London, try the playgrounds.

Life: The space between BBSing.

"Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja garment and went after Owl.

The Ruby Yacht of Omar Kayyam

*  <- Tribble     .   <- Tribble after a haircut

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