JT> If you thought program placement was for the benefit of
JT> viewers, you are sorely mistaken.

JT> It's interesting to watch the placement of regular quality
JT> television like Jerry Springer.

 You've slipped through one of the SPLONG space-warps again! Is Jerry
Springer a quality program on Splong? Here on Earth, it's shit.

JT> They skip days like public holidays, school holidays, and
JT> non-ratings periods.

JT> Not because they care about defiling the minds of our youths-
JT> drugs are doing that just fine. It's because Jerry Springer is
JT> an expensive program.

 Is Jerry Springer expensive on Splong? Here on Earth it's one of
those programs you get when you do a deal with a US network. For $50M
and get ER, CSI, twenty top movies... and shit like Jerry Springer and
those negro "comedies" no one watches. California is on the fault line
the space gypsies use when they kidnap people to Splong. As a result,
everyone in the USA is on Splong (and amphetamines, cocaine, crack,
pcp... valium).

 I mean... get real. Would anyone on Earth elect a fuckwit like Dubya
Bush and then invade Iraq for no reason? On Earth Saddam Hussein is
the Pope, and Jerry Springer is a dickhead no one watches. On Splong,
the Pope is some silly old bugger who keeps falling out of his
popemobile. I mean... popemobile? Hello? You're on Splong!

 You've got to watch these Space Gypsies, John. They take you in the
night, and when you wake up on Splong, it takes a keen eye to see that
the joins don't quite match.

Regards,
Bob
 

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