Our local newspaper is running a little competition, with a prize
of goodies from a local adult shop.  Competitors are asked to write
the first two lines of a poem. The first line must be the most
romantic you can devise, and the second line should be the least
romantic. Three examples are given, from the Washington Post:


 I thought that I could love no other
 Until, that is, I met your brother.


 Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
 This describes everything you are not.


 I see your face when I am dreaming
 That's why I always wake up screaming.


Any suggestions???

Cheers

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