No boss will keep an employee who is right all of the time

Racing toys for older boys!

Only a master of evil, @TOFIRST@

Famous last words: Yeah, right!

Bored?  Press ALT+0 or CTRL+2 from SLMR or OLX

"Fear of death was the first thing on earth to make God."

Rubber Chickens DO NOT like fire.

Zen picnic food:  Soap, Ballot, shield, woman

Life of the party, ha, ha, ha...I hate parties.--Odo

URA Redneck if you *think* women are turned on by tongue gestures.

You can't intimidate milk, it just isn't possible

No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up

You are in title to know -nothing-!   - Where Eagles Dare

Damn it, @TFName! I'm a doctor, not a tagline

Oxymoron: Bad Sex.

Very few jobs actually require a penis or vagina.

Vote -- "Deport all of the above" in `92

Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees

There is a light in the darkness of everybodies life !

xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

"Bother," lied Pooh, "You look SO much better with your hair like that.."

Knock, and the door shall be slammed in your face.

My apartment's so small, I can have cream but not sugar in my coffee

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur