Kirk having a bad day "..Sure you can come Kes.....Oh ? ..him too."

* <- Tribble    &@^#*@*&$!     <- Klingon sees a Tribble

*  *<  <--- Luke Skywalker Tribble

We love you too! Say 'Hi' to Mom for us! - Dot

Mushrooms have spoor-gasms.

I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause

I have a decaffeinated coffee table.  You'd never know it to look at it.

Joyeux nobel: the international prize for happiness.

 Never mistake green slime as spilled Jell-o.

Bite the truth - I'm Different!

Be prepared to accept sacrifices.  Vestal virgins aren't all that bad

Roses are red violets are blue, me and my lawyer are about to sue you.

What bozo got beet juice on page 42?? - Klinger

When management wants your opinion, they'll give it to you.

Microbiologists do it with culture and sensitivity.

We build excitement. Pontiac!

Cold??? When I spread her legs open, a light came on!

Leading Sledge: the world's most reliable pc's!

Hey! Is my Buick ready yet? - Mike as zombie

GAYS do it better in the end.

Vermiculture. Good hobby for the dead.

quis custodiet ipsos custodes?  Who guards us from the guardians?

XEROX never comes up with something original

Headline:  Nudist Group Donates Clothing For Victims

"Ever fly one of these before?"  "Nope."  "Me neither!"

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