PQ> Stolen from a Yank...

PQ> We are proud to be Australian!!!!

PQ> We are girt by sea and pissed by lunchtime. And even though we
PQ> might seem a racist, closed-minded, sports-obsessed little
PQ> people, at least we're better than the Kiwis. 

 There is no way a Septic wrote that! It *had* to be an Australian.

 PS: I agreed with everything he said.

 I love my sunburned country, and noisy fucking planes...

 It's easy to take the piss out of Oz. We learn it at our father's
knee.

Regards,
Bob

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