Ooooooh, showers! - Mike & Bots leer

Quantum particles: the dreams that stuff is made of.  -- David Moser

Zen Math - 2+2 just is

BIG Blue ... Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices!

Ken Childs taught that you should take life seriously without always being so
serious. 

Foolproof?!? *HAH!* Fools are too ingenious.

Love comes in spurts.  --Devo, "Please Please"

For Christ's sake!  It bit me! -- Michelle

Preserve wildlife... pickle a moderator!

Yo'momma so stupid she dialed 911 for information.

The 10 Commandments:  the taglines Moses stole from God.

Frankie Muniz Presents --- FOX and NICK (2000)

Rush LimBORG - All other opinions are irrelevant.

UNCH Beer for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here.

Chekov, when the screaming starts

Last words: "Bob, you have any grenades left? Throw me one..."

QWK is irrelevant - You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the stupid thing.

Top Ten Excuses For Not Doing Homework:|2. We don't need no steenking homework!

Just when you think it's hopelessly broken, it works.

Yo'momma like a TV set: Even a three year old can turn her on!

XT/8 Mhz = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!!

We're living on-the-edge [x4] of the century

I don't know. I don't care. And it makes no difference

Voyager:  To boldly go where no one has gone before, and never come back

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