URA Redneck if you're allowed to bring your dog to work.

VvErrorvvCheckingvvModemsvvarn'tvvtheyvvGreatvv

Melts in your mouth, bulges in the mirror.

What axe are you grinding..?

Kill me - Londo

Found a bug in this tagline!

Larry, the AUTORACE AVENGER

Kill the bird, destroy the man

Confucius say:  "If chain still swinging seat will be warm."

 3:]   Pet smilie

PS:  I'm not fishin' for another compliment

URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly.

Ferrets Aaarrrgooooooooo!

Every time you argue with somebody it becomes a battle of the bilge

Sailors. Men locked up in floating steel boxes.

eoT-caT-ciT...scixelsyd rof emaG.

Silly newsgroup Ä spam.bloody.vikings

Groebe's Law: The more complex the problem, the sooner the deadline.

Wear  asbestos underwear. Some  tagliner may flame your ass  too!

Gargling... passed from father to son as oral tradition!

Democrate: (n) knock-down packaging presentation by box suppliers

TRIUMPH     - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

"Excuse me, sir, are you dead?" - Beavis

Quick hide the bodies.  The moderator cometh.

Everyone's lost someone, right?  They don't give you medals for it.

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