Hello, August Abolins.
On 11/13/20 5:29 PM you wrote:

 AA> Hi Charles! 12 Nov 20 20:58, you wrote to All:
 CP>> Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. I 
 CP>> had my patience tested. I'm negative. I run like the winded. When 
 CP>> I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east." Don't 
 CP>> bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 
 CP>> seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out. Sometimes, 
 CP>> someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes 
 CP>> your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people 
 CP>> cops. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.
 AA> Many of these (even the ones not mentioned) are perfect oneliners 
 AA> in conversation. They can produce a good double-take gotcha 
 AA> moment.

I think that's actually what this list was at some point.
 
 AA> "What kind of shorts do clouds have? Thunderwear." Kids love/groan 
 AA> when they hear that from me when they are holding their copy of 
 AA> Captain Underpants.

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