Hi Charles!

12 Nov 20 20:58, you wrote to All:

 CP> Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.

 CP> I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

 CP> I run like the winded.

 CP> When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."

 CP> Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend
 CP> 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

 CP> Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere,
 CP> makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people
 CP> cops.

 CP> My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.

Many of these (even the ones not mentioned) are perfect oneliners in
conversation. They can produce a good double-take gotcha moment.

"What kind of shorts do clouds have? Thunderwear."

Kids love/groan when they hear that from me when they are holding their copy of
Captain Underpants.


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