DD> I've found StarOffice to be a bit slow and "clunky" on this
DD> PIII-550. I haven't got around to obtaining the latest
DD> OpenOffice... 

 So do I... it sucks.

 Surely by now, the world must recognise that M$ got WORD exactly
right. AMI Pro was a straight functional copy, so why did dopey Sun
have to make StarOffice different and inherently less useful?

 I *hate* incompetence! I especially hate dickheads who make changes
for the sake of change, with no thought behind it. You only have to
use OpenOffice for ten minutes to realise that Sun will never threaten
Microsoft. They simply don't have a clue what it takes to sell...

 Whatever else you may say about Bill Gates, he understands his
market perfectly.

Regards,
Bob



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