Wait a minute!   Did someone slip me a prozac

SUME: SUprise ME

BBS Lingo: BTW:  By The Way

Today is what happened to yesterday

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are
still greater. - Albert Einstein

VGA Planets: More than a game, a "way of life"

Orville has a slow clock.

How does a child-proof bottle know when a child is opening it?

Keep'on surfing

First movies moved, then they talked, now they smell.

*    <- Tribble    *&   <- Tribble playing the harp

The best of seers is he who guesses well.  - Euripides

X-generation:  A disarmed generation soon becomes an X-generation

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Jurassic Park: dinosaurs real, actors simulated

Picked a cute one! - Penguin

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (L)ose marbles?

I grow old ever learning many things - Solon (630 -555 BC)

Klingons off the port bow

A violin minus the bow.

Pascal; Medicine for those who get C-sick

Mea puna, mea puna, mea maxima puna!

Your new credit limit is $1.  Have a nice day

No. We just call it taglines for the he** of it. J/K.

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