Veni, Vidi, Vini -- I came, I saw, I whined 

He's been playing with the plutonium again.

UV-degradable and biodegradable are different things.

Bad Latinum sometimes comes back

A really great man is one who makes others feel great!

Someone stole my computer terminal

* <- Tribble     #          <- Tribble Waffle

Fight...?...CRIME...?...pleeease... - Die Fladermaus  [Tick]

Cain's wife's name was Nodacain.  Her mother-in-law was Novacain.

Geometry: without it, life is pointless.

(Rocking is deliberately rolling the boat back and forth to increase speed.)

Kad skines jednog jutra sminku i vidis sta si drugima dala,

Explanation for the remaining 1/4. ;-}

* >>*<<<   <- Sergeant Tribble, Their
Leader.

Gypsy women don't have babies..Their husbands have crystal balls!-

KISS: A secret told to the mouth instead of the ear

Sir! Two Romulan Warbirds decloak*****NO CARRIER

I forgot my lips! - Crow

Jack:  Limbless man stuck under a car

My computer is on fire!  Should I exit Windows before I turn it off?

BBS Lingo: TVH: The Voyage Home

Player to Bad DM:"Just how many Liches are in this village?"

Que sera, schematic: What will be, will have a plan.

Warning labels on cigarette ads but not on recruitment ads?

The President cleans up his OWN house FIRST.

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