No one ever built a statue to a critic

K-Mart Wine: Chardonnay de sot.

Zebra:  a sports model jackass

Greensleeves! -- Mike Nelson

Hope they kidnap YOUR wife - Crow

Kira just needs a good hug.  Then again, maybe not.

BATF: What we got here is a failure to communicate

This is a tag line.  Usually, it is funny

Pick your enemies carefully - they're harder to get rid of than friends

He wears purple and green.

Shut up Brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip! - Homer

#12: Don't like what you're seeing? Press "ENTER/RETURN" for relief.

Until the warm summer breeze whispers your name again -- Dan Duffy

Despite the cost of living, have you noliced how popular it remains?

Zip files are like sex, you can use them over and over!

Lick, lick, lick.....Still going....Nothing stops a bunny!

Where theres a will, theres bound to be inheritance tax!

Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus

COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software

What use is magic if it can"t save a unicorn? -- Peter Beagle

I am Clinton of Borg. Your income is now assimilated.

Oxymoron:  Plymouth Reliant

XClick...click...clickDAMN! Out'a taglines!

Epitaph: ELVIS - "I ain't nothin' but a Ground Hog"

There is nothing worse than a bureaucrat with an idea

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