On the 23/01/97  13:56, John waffled to Dieter..

 Hello John,

 JT> Whooo Hoooo!   Oh, my eyes are burn'in.
 
 DM> I wonder how they manage on the space shuttle missions ?

 JT> I think it's just the diet.  It doesn't lend itself to good quality
 JT> farts. 

 Yeah. can't see baked beans and cabbage being a substantial
 portion of space faring diet.

 DM> Go to a quiet corner and try to sneak one off ? Hardly likely, the
 DM> habitable quarters are cramped as it is, without temporarily
 DM> reducing livable area by dropping a clanger.

 JT> Hey guys!  Have a snort of this one!  Oops, I just ripped the arse
 JT> end out of my space suit.

 

 Apparently, in the real early days of Gemini and Mercury, all
 they had was a layer of petroleum jelly around the backside.
 You were supposed to shit into that when things got hairy.

 Dieter
 

... Exercise daily.  Eat wisely.  Die anyway.  
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