Restaurant package, not for resale.

Ever wonder what those sparkley dots are up there? - Pumba

You remind me of a very young Betty Boop. - Slappy

NEWSFLASH: Cat Eats Ball of Yarn, Gives Birth to Set of Mittens!

Men play the game.  Women know the score.

Vendo instrumentos musicais. Bateria nao incluida

Fortune Cookie: "You will earn a lot of money" in bed.

Q, you exceed your own standards of self-preoccupation. - Captain Picard

Sticks'n'Stones may break bones, but surges really fry me

My messages are subliminal  including this Tagline.

The best things in life are never rationed. George T. Hewitt

Platapus - not one of the 7 dirty words you can't say on the radio.

Played poker with Tarot cards. Full house & 5 people died

Nobody's dumb enough to read taglines anyway!

Humor-meter:  [\        ]    Hmmph!   Thought so.

PUNNY BOOK = Held Hostage by Italian Terrorists!: Aldo Anything.

Juicers do it quickly

Here's the 'shrooms, Billy...  Tom Servo

XXXXXX: on a Mercedes.

ZAAAAAP! MEWWWWWWRRRRR! <- Cat paying attention.

Zhirinovsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland.

Give me some Chinese food, said Tom wantonly.

PDSK: Punch DiSK

German prune cookie: Fartfignewton

Proctologists DO IT with a finger up where the sun don't shine.

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