Ever see a modem say YES CARRIER?  Thought not

Hallelujah!  The Moderators are double teaming 'em!

Veni, Vidi, VHS...I came, I saw, I watched a little TV.

girls fishing with the boys come home with red snappers

RES IPSA LOQUITUR, but not clearly.

I wanna go to hell - KMFDM

Virginity is not hereditary

KAWOOM!  KAWOOM!  click... click... idkfa  KAWOOM!  KAWOOM!  KAWOOM!

* <- Tribble   =  <- Tribble after laying on RR tracks

Have you ever: picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)?

NUDE GOLF - New meaning to the phrase "Nice Swing"

Reagan:  He's not the president, but he once played one on TV.

Music Library: If it ain't baroque, don't fax it.

I support pharmaceutical manufacture although drugs can be abused.

uhh.. Star trek - er... isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker? ;)

Expect to win.

Rise from life as a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.

ZAPPA: Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a mental toss flycoon

Running OS/2, and loving it!

LOAD "Windows 95",8:RUN

Beware of exploding penguins!

Show me some more of this Earth thing called kissing. - Lister

Cats must pee on Mama's boyfriend's wallet when they have an argument

Environmentalists don't like property rights. - PJ O'Rourke

Blow the lid off the whole bread wholesaling racket - Tom

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