Eliminate Waste: Shoot an elected official today!

"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO Tag-X Pro v1.10.

Golf term Ä Hazard:  Area on the golf course that you reach in one shot

PUNNY BOOK: What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel.

*   <- Tribble   $ <- The Donald Tribble

"I'm pretty sure this is where the movie takes off..."  Joel

Ziggy had Garfield neutered?!  Now THAT'S funny!

Just a high resolution mind in a low resolution world

Quarantine   : A four-masted ship.

Hear about the young Chinese woman who just won the lottery? One fortunate
cookie

Nevermind!  Fire! -Bodolza

QUAKE þ Beyond the realm of Degreelessness Mode

"Let me talk to them - I know how these guys think." - NR Bureaucrat

KEYBOARD: An instrument used for entering errors into a computer.

MOZART - DIP (Decomposing In Peace)

"I slept in a draft last night," said Tom stiffly.

Just don't give away the Home world. --Babylon 5.

Klingons make threats as a matter of course. - Beverly


Oxymoron: Generally specific.

Gone insane from the pain that they surely know

Girl: Titanium? * Crow: No, my class ring. Thank you!

My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!

REALITY.SYS not found - Re-Boot Universe

My tagline can beat up your tagline!

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur