FLASH! The Surgeon General has started smoking!

X: Sharp thinking comes in handy more often than sharp shooting.

Takes so long too bury a cat, stupid thing keeps digging its way out.

Beam me up, Scotty!  She says she's...pregnant!

For sale:Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers

Just once I would like to leave messages before the beep.

The aim of life is not to prolong but to enjoy

Q: She's such a plucky little thing now, isn't she?

"Hey Beavis, he's fallen and he can't get it up!" - Butt-Head

You're legally brain-dead.

There, they must cross the mighty sea of mayonaise!

MSDOS 6.0 MSDOS 6.2 MSDOS 6.21 MSDOS 6.22...MAKE IT STOP!

Bad Band Name #441: Ill Boot'n Gotti

I send my Christmas packages via Sled/Ex

California is a big cookie, they said

(BEEP) (BEEP) - Captain Christopher Pike

Useless Invention: Battery powered battery charger.

Did you get the Deputy Dawg collectors glass? - Tom

Bad Band Name #243: Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

Zen master to hot dog vendor: Make me one with everything.

XXX-Modem protocol:  To download those REALLY dirty .GIF files.

Everything's always gas with you.

Now I don't need an excuse...I have a REASON!

C'mon, try it on... It's in your blood.-Freddy Krueger

Veni, vidi, calce concidi.

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