One nybble at a time.

BlueWave does everything but make up new taglines.

Lorena Bobbitt works for TCI - she just loves cutting cable.

(A)bort (R)etry (F)ornicate it!

oxymoron:  fish farm

Ja sam suluhuidan tip :)

DELTA           Don't Expect Loved-one To Arrive

Look, buddy:  Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault. -- The BOFH excuse
server

I hope to die peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming
like the passengers in his car

Deep down I'm pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner

Look!  It's the MST3K logo up there! -- Tom Servo

You will gain money by an illegal action

Media's self fu care!!!   William

Remember: when using a Band-Aid, sticky side goes down.

BOWLERS have bigger balls.   

Of course I trust Rush Limbaugh with my daughter, just not my son

Zen Master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

>Gary :Buchanan: Storm trooper for g0D!

Real hackers never make typso.

This has been a special report from the Wierd Butt Network.-F!

Christmas has gotten too commercial

Vampire's are cool... They like suck blood and stuff

XT Nostalgia?  Run Windows

Real Men use BASIC.  C is for Unix.

X is an integer

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