Look at me, Brain! I'm Heidi! Yo-del-a-hee-*NARF*!!! - Pinky

To a dog (or a child) "NO" means "Not while I'm looking.

"I'm Better Than You" - Lyzzard Skyzzard video on DTV, Dinosaurs

Zinc: Where you wash your face.

Everything you post comes out in taglines.

I just got a new car for my wife....Great trade!

Cowboys ain't easy to love

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs

Reality crept in and I nailed it for trespassing!

BTW:  Has any body ever told you to....Well...I guess they have

A man's got to know his limitations.. and you don't

URA Redneck if your coffee table used to be a TV cable spool

One Pentium will beat a full house of Macs.

Knowledge is gained through study...WISDOM THROUGH EXPERIENCE!!

Billie Holiday wouldn't have made it as a workaholic.

Dreams can come true. It can happen to you!!!

Those that live by the sword KILL those who don't

"I'm giving it all she's got Captain, but all it says is Bad Command.

A kids idea on science: "Lime is a green-tasting rock."

God's are like road kill, they're dead and they stink

Xmas Carol >> Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

A)bort, R)etry, F)ail, N)ever mind

We've got OFFICIAL PERMISSION to do this.

What ardently we wish we soon believe.  Edward Young

What?  Don't think a rich girl can't drink -- Rose (Titanic)

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