Never underestimate the power of a blond!

Rice Crispies and Beer - Snap, Crackle & Burp

Oh my God! They killed @F! You bastards!

oxymoron:  baby grand

You walk like a carnivorous Rastipod. - Mullibok

*    <- Tribble    Y    <- Tribble doing jumping jacks

THIS PLACE IS JUST _SLOPPING_ OVER WITH PEACE AND QUIET! - Daffy

Reality crept in, BUT I nailed it for Trespassing

Be satisfied with what you have, but never with who you are.

Death and taxes?  Now it's `shipping & handling.'

Kissing' don't keep 'em:  cooking' do.

Undercover Agent - A spy in bed

"But the earth abideth forever." -- Ecclesiastes 1:4

From: DAVE FLANIGAN                Refer#: NONE

Caution:  I drive using The Force

Panties conceal nature's most deadly weapon.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz convertible.
-P.J.O'Rourke

Leakproof seals ... don't

Your dinner will be ready when the smoke detector goes off.

Oh, how I miss my DOS, but I guess I'm new to OS/2

Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.

Resistance is useless! Resistance is useless!

Quid pro quilt: Something for a cold winter night.

"Drink Coca-Cola : Thirst Knows No Season" - 1930

Ura Redneck if your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.

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