Gledao sam belo jutro, doslo je polako

No problem, sir. - You'll have it. - Scotty

Better to have lived and asked than never to have lived at all

VA, "Mother State of Presidents," is on the pill

Ura Redneck If U shop for groceries at a gas station.

Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running? Shut up and reload

Excuse me, its time for me to go.. Hendrix

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A bird in the hand makes it difficult to blow your nose

"Do not mistake composure for ease." - Tuvok

Do not overtax your powers

Keey your nose to the whetstone

Never trust a Ferengi who smiles when he pays

 I duzn't know how  I gots here.  Cheeeiit....

GLAZING: Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open

Move away from the tagline. You have 10 seconds to comply. 9, 8, 7

Get a haircut?  I had 'em ALL cut.

The joy of the hypocrite but for a moment. - Job 20:5

Rub-a-dub-dub, three politically correct men in a tub.

Q: How can you tell if a Viola is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.

Yes, this was an official moderation message.

Errare Currare Est !

(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with (L)arge (H)ammer

Headline:  Hole found in ladies' room wall; police looking into it.

When most I wink, then do mine eyes see best. - William Shakespeare

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